Now that the girls are 9 and 4, I'm having to be extra careful about the music we play. Very little of Erykah Badu or Outkast is child-safe, for instance. But you would think that during this month when I'm allowed to listen to as much Christmas music as I want, I'd be safe. How can you go wrong with songs about Santa and reindeer and angels and Jesus?
Enter once of my very favorite Christmas songs, Clarence Carter's brilliant "Back Door Santa" (the clip is the Black Crowes' version, but still pretty decent). While Brian's favorite Christmas song, Charles Brown's "Please Come Home for Christmas," is crazy depressing, "Back Door Santa" is *dirty.* Here are some choice lyrics:
I ain't like old Saint NickI can't listen to that with the girls in the car. Can you imagine Cate, who loves music and picks up lyrics and melody amazingly fast, singing that at her preschool? I will have to content myself with Donny Hathaway.
He don't come but once year
I ain't like old Saint Nick
He don't come but once a year
I come running with my presents
Every time you call me dear